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Dee and (somewhat look-a-like) brother Tommy Jr. do subtle battle over their inheritance and the possibility of fracking land they inherited. Tommy Jr. is married to Chiffon, who is a stick.
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The Indulgences Scenario, Script
Setting: Any packaged food aisle.
Scene 1:
Dee is using her walker with a basket on the front to navigate the aisle. She has a basket attached to her walker that is filled with junk food. Her dialogue is directed at the viewer.
Dee:
(Sighs), From the neck down I look like a crumpled piece of paper and I am missing the two things that men find the most interesting.
I inherited my father’s body.
My brother, Tommy Jr., got 2/3rds of his estate and I got 1/3rd.
But I got his saggy flesh to squeeze into something fashion forward.
I‘ve been planning exactly what to say when I die and see him again.
Scene 2:
Dee’s Brother Tommy Jr, their bodies look alike except Tommy JR has a crooked eye with bigger bags under them and a goatee. They are pushing a basket filled with canned goods and bottles of water.
Tommy Jr is with his wife Chiffon.
Chiffon:
We used to go out to eat and then go dancing, now we just go out to eat.
Tommy Jr:
Chiffon, I took you to France, what more do you want?
Chiffon:
Everything there was served with a side of cigarette smoke.
Tommy Jr:
Well, we aren’t going anywhere that doesn’t speak a language I didn’t learned in High School.
Besides, I’m too busy putting post-it notes on white boards, planning that bomb shelter with our inheritance.
Chiffon:
And I got married because I have a high tolerance for disappointment.
Tommy Jr:
You can say that again.
Chiffon:
How is it that me were able to gain power and continue to run the world when all they think about is sex?
Tommy Jr:
Because we don’t think about babies.
Scene 3:
Dee meets Tommy Jr, and Chiffon. Dee has junk food in her basket; Tommy Jr has a basket piled with bottles of wine and party food.
Tommy Jr:
Dee, honey, we were just buying some wine. You should come over for a little cup of it.
Dee:
Tommy Jr, a cup with a chipped lip is a micro aggression
Tommy Jr:
Didn’t some philosopher talk about the narcissism of small differences?
Dee:
Philosophy? Where did you get that, a Ted Talk?
Tommy Jr:
Dee, that look is an advertisement for war.
No one ever slipped and fell on a sidewalk covered in sunshine.
I was thinking, if we fracked the farm it would be like pumping dead presidents directly into our checking accounts… 1/3 for you 2/3 for me… all you would have to do is sign off on it.
Dee:
But I am an eco artist.
Although my primarily interest is in things between the legs.
Chiffon:
That danger zone! Now all I think about when my daughter brings a boy home is that he might make the decision to pull the plug on my life support in the distant future.
Scene 4:
Puppies that are also putti arrive before Dee as she walks down the aisle and continue to hang around as she talks to the viewer.
Dee:
It is so difficult being a revolutionary.
It is my sense of style that is the real revolution.
It is impossible to run a revolution like this without comfort, profit and potential fame of course.
I am building my brand by giving back to the community to help the under privileged by going to fabulous benefits, dressing well and eating food in petite courses.
Scene 5:
Dee is speeding down the aisle of the grocery store in a convertible sports car. As the car passes it slows. The back seat is filled with groceries.
Dee:
This is my kind of wheel chair! (laughs)
Dee continues laughing as the car speeds off down the aisle and disappears in a cloud of dust.